When you have a moving company pack up your belongings, they generally ask you questions like, "Are there any hazardous items in here?"
We figured we had taken out all the bad stuff -- for instance, we poured out the bottle of lamp oil. Likewise for the hot sauce, glue, etc. So nothing to worry about, right? Well... Have you ever seen an electric tennis racket? Battery powered, it's perfect for zapping mosquitoes. And believe me, we have plenty of mosquitoes here; as a result, this is an item that sits around on our living room coffee table. You can see where this is going, right?
So I turned around from weighing a box in one room to see one of the packers, holding the racket by the round end, with a remarkable expression on his face. After we explained what the thing was that had just bitten him, he seemed much more impressed than upset. But Carrie and I still felt kind of bad.
We figured we had taken out all the bad stuff -- for instance, we poured out the bottle of lamp oil. Likewise for the hot sauce, glue, etc. So nothing to worry about, right? Well... Have you ever seen an electric tennis racket? Battery powered, it's perfect for zapping mosquitoes. And believe me, we have plenty of mosquitoes here; as a result, this is an item that sits around on our living room coffee table. You can see where this is going, right?
So I turned around from weighing a box in one room to see one of the packers, holding the racket by the round end, with a remarkable expression on his face. After we explained what the thing was that had just bitten him, he seemed much more impressed than upset. But Carrie and I still felt kind of bad.



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